By Lindsay Fisher

Food is all fun and games, until someone ups the ante with a funnel-cake hamburger. Take note ball diamonds: Minor league's Wisconsin Timber Rattlers are making a major move in the world of food trends — while clogging every artery in your body. 

Meet the Mother Funnel Burger. Since we're not fans of being fined by FCC, you won't hear us saying that —  on-air –three times fast. 

The heart-corroding sandwich is stacked with two funnel cakes — because one funnel cake is so bush league. Plus,  1-pound burger, a half-pound cheese, all topped with a tiny sheet of healthy lettuce — so you can tell mom you ate your veggies for the day.

The 20-buck burger weighs in at 3,500 calories. Good luck on the scales after this bad boy.