A woman in Manhattan had sex with a guy several months ago and never heard from him again. Apparently she doesn’t even remember his name.
Which is a problem. Because it turns out he got her pregnant — and now she’s trying to find him. So last week, she posted in the “Missed Connections” section on Craigslist.
She posted: “I am Mexican-American. 5-foot-4, 100 pounds when we screwed. You told me you were a business entrepreneur. You are Middle Eastern, tallish. Had about six-and-a-half inch [junk]. We had sex three times, then you disappeared.”
Just to be sure, she also included a drawing of his face — and it’s hilariously bad. She says:”I think the resemblance is there.” But we’re pretty sure she’s wrong.
We’re not sure if she found him or not, but she wound up deleting the post from Craigslist.