Bounty Hunter’s bad move
A 43-year-old bounty hunter in Arizona was arrested for trespassing on Tuesday night, after he got a bogus tip about a guy hiding in a house in Phoenix. So he and his team raided the place, but it turns out it belonged to the chief of police.
Bomb blows off guy’s leg
A white supremacist in New York was making homemade bombs in his garage a few weeks ago when one accidentally exploded and blasted off his left leg. Even with one leg, the government still believes he’s a significant danger. So, he’s being held without bail on federal weapons charges.
Junk failure times two
A guy in Florida recently paid an unlicensed doctor to make his junk bigger. But, he botched it. So the guy decided to have it fixed — by another unlicensed doctor. That guy botched it too, so now the guy’s junk is deformed, and both doctors are facing charges.
Major misunderstanding?
Two women in Georgia were arrested for shoplifting on Friday, and they said it was because they misunderstood the “tax-free holiday” Georgia had this weekend. People didn’t have to pay sales tax for a couple days. But they say they thought it meant they could take anything they wanted for free.