The stupid news extras you could live without, but why would you want to?

The Texas Rangers are serving some weird new items at their playoff games this year — including Cheetos nachos, and hot dogs topped with cotton candy. –

The website that’s selling a sexy Donald Trump costume is also selling a sexy Pizza Rat costume now. –

A 22-year-old guy in Florida got pulled over last Thursday, and tried to hide four bags of cocaine in his mouth. But as soon as he started talking, the cops realized they were there and arrested him.

A guy in Florida who’s running for U.S. Senate could lose a few votes — after admitting he went out to the desert two years ago, sacrificed a GOAT as part of a pagan ritual, and drank its blood.