A guy crashed a wedding in California on Saturday night, but the guests caught him, kicked him out and called 911. When the cops got there, the guy bit one officer and the police dog. He’s been charged with disturbing the peace and assault.

A woman in Michigan got drunk on Sunday night, broke into a house, but took off when she knocked over a bunch of stuff — including a tray of cupcakes. So when the cops went looking for a burglar, they busted her pretty easily — because she was covered in cupcake frosting.

A member of a biker gang in Australia was arrested for drug trafficking in June, and got out on bail — and one of the conditions was that he couldn’t use a cell phone. But a cop spotted him using his girlfriend’s phone to play “Angry Birds”, and he was arrested.

A 25-year-old in Indianapolis stole his ex-girlfriend’s car on Monday — crashed it into a pole — went back to her house and set it on fire; then, started dancing on the roof while it burned. Cops had to tase him to get him down.