If your parents told you they went to Woodstock, there’s a good chance they’re lying. Just like you lie to your kids and say you went to Woodstock ’99. Never has Limp Bizkit rocked harder!

A new survey found 73 percent of parents lie about their past to make themselves seem cooler. Here are the top 10 things they lie about:

1. Their social life and the events they went to.

2. The music they liked.

3. The fashion sense they had.

4. The sports they played and how good they were at them.

5. Their relationships and love life.

6. Adventurous experiences and things they did.

7. Friendships.

8. Their education.

9. The technology they owned or used.

10. The arts and cultural stuff they were into.