If there are any guarantees in life, they are that the sun will rise tomorrow, the sun will set tomorrow night and if Miley Cyrus is on the “VMAs”, the FCC is going to get flooded with complaints.

It’s such a given that it’s strange anyone would tune in expecting anything different. But it’s also weird that anyone would actually take the time to write a letter to the FCC. Anyway, here are a few highlights from this year’s complaints:

1. “Miley Cyrus is a VERY TROUBLED CHILD and I can not believe what she was able to get away with on this show. Seems like she is in the news everywhere doing disgusting, perverted and lewd things . . . it’s a disgrace to all young girls and boys. I do not condone this, and will not let my boys see this trash in my home.”

2. “Miley Cyrus’ outfits were over the top, but the view of her naked breast was just obscene. I understand that she wants publicity, but I do not want to see her breasts. My 19-year-old son complained as well.”

3. “I tuned in with my minor sister who considers Miley her role model. I have one question for you: What kind of pornographic display of indecency was that? Miley wore barely any clothing and even flashed her breasts . . . I find this absolutely disgusting that this was allowed on national TV.”