Dumb
A guy in Utah was worried he wasn’t going to make it to the hospital in time to see his baby born in September. So he called in a bomb threat. It was traced to him, and now he’s facing up to 10 years in prison.

Dumber
A woman at a retirement community in Florida was in a bathroom last week when one of the male landscapers exposed himself. But he told the cops he was just trying to get a bug out of his pants. They didn’t buy it, and he was arrested for voyeurism.

Dumbest
A guy in Texas wanted his girlfriend to smell his armpit earlier this month, but she wouldn’t do it. He got so mad that he punched her in the back of the head, and pulled a knife on her. Now he could get up to 20 YEARS in prison.