Good news, bud. You’re totally trendy and fashionable without even realizing it.
Apparently the hot, new men’s grooming trend for 2016 is — looking like a slob.
Men’s fashion week in London just ended, and pretty much all the designers had their male models look disheveled, like they just rolled out of bed.
One male model told reporters,: “They told me not to shower . . . you have to look like you don’t care. You’ve got this disheveled look, but you still look good.”
Another model said: “I used to pluck my eyebrows . . . now I have to grow a unibrow. A lot of [us] haven’t even had our hair cut.”
See. You knew if you waited long enough you’d look cool again. Fingers crossed that the hot trend in 2017 is fanny packs.